An excited man calls the fire department and says, "Help me, my house is on fire!!"
The fireman says, "Where do you live?"
The man replies, "I am too excited, I can't tell you the exact address."
The fireman asks, "How do you expect us to get there?"
The man replies, "What do you mean 'how'? The big red truck."
What Part of the computer does the alien like best?
The Space Bar!!!
When does it rain money in Las Vegas?
When theres some change in the weather!!!
Why do they call it downtown if its in the city!!!
Why did the person in the car say "please don't drive faster than the speed of sound"???
Because he wanted to listen to the radio!!!
Why do they call them cowboys if they ride horses???