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| An excited man calls the fire department and says, "Help me, my house is on fire!!" |
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| The man replies, "What do you mean 'how'? The big red truck." |
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| What Part of the computer does the alien like best? |
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| The Space Bar!!! |
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| When does it rain money in Las Vegas? |
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| When theres some change in the weather!!! |
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| Why do they call it downtown if its in the city!!! |
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| Why did the person in the car say "please don't drive faster than the speed of sound"??? |
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| Because he wanted to listen to the radio!!! |
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| Why do they call them cowboys if they ride horses??? |
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